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Squishy Tits turned 3 today!

spoopyphilia:

spagghetto:

lermaniacforever-timetofangirl:

spagghetto:

I wanted my selfie to 

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but instead it only got

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This just blew my mind

I guess you could say it changed your

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on life

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(Source: starrdork, via emeraldwolfden)

freedummring:

sidewindervx:

The only thing that has ever mattered

seeeeeeeeeeee???

Look, it’s twenty feet up in the air, and it’s in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison. It’s impossible to get up there without being seen.

(Source: hawkerly, via lovegoods)

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

becuzbacon:

dynastylnoire:

beben-eleben:

31 Life-Changing Gifts For Ice Cream Lovers

O.O WANT!!!

I would just cut into the paper bottom on that Ben and Jerry’s one. Check. Mate.

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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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perchu:

catfella:

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something?

what the fuck is sex

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iamnotdoingshittoday:

A Mapped History of A Song of Ice and Fire by u/hotbrownDoubleDouble

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myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

(Source: ds08tf, via epic-humor)